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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
If your palms and stomach clench up whenever an ATM asks if you want a receipt, help is on the way. The end of January is an extremely fortunate time for you, particularly on the financial front. Jupiter, that randy giver of luck, will be on your fiscal side for the rest of year, and he'll be rubbing up against your wallet all this week. The state of the economy seems to suggest you spend wisely, however, so hold off on the real-estate investments and start small. Be generous with your happy-hour drinks, and you could be getting randy, as well.

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...so true!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
"Avocado" comes from the Nahuatl word "ahucatl," meaning "testicle." Avocadoes are self-pollinating and even come in their own bowls. This week your independence may be challenged. We recommend that, like the avocado, you continue to do your own thing. Even if it means spending half the day musing on the etymology of "guacamole," from "ahucatl" (again, that's "testicle") and "molli" ("sauce").

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Um pequeno teste para grandes coisas

Acho que com as mudanças que aconteceram era melhor retomar hábitos antigos.

Ainda de Beatles

Completamente perdido em discos velhos e novos, de mp3 player acho que o vicio vai diminuir.

All you Need is Love

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Hey Jude (tô ouvindo a do Across the Universe)

Porque é preciso se apaixonar de novo um dia!

Hey Jude - The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney)

Hey jude, dont make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey jude, dont be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey jude, refrain,
Dont carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Hey jude, dont let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin,
Youre waiting for someone to perform with.
And dont you know that its just you, hey jude, youll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey jude, dont make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then youll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey jude...

Férias?!?! será?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Everyone forgets the September blues, but they're hitting you, Capricorn. You just used up your vacation time for the next year; the coming of fall means winter; and you're so horny you were even picturing what's under Hillary's pantsuit, and dreaming of a cat fight between her and Michelle Obama. Okay — that might just be John McCain's secret fantasy — but whether it's your androgynous boss or the smoke-stained guy at the halal cart, Venus's shift into your fourth house has you running up the wall. Leave the local dive behind and try something new. What about that club that features glow sticks and pudding wrestling? Pop the right pills, and you just might find something to light up your heart.

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No telefone...

music Clicada por socrates mitsios.

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Um momentinho...